You may have noticed previously my stark and vehement dislike of cold cereal. But I seem to have come up with a quasi solution to my problem of too expensive, too soggy, too processed, too boring and not lasting until lunch; cereal complex. One that I will even consent to consume, nay even enjoy. (pause for actual cereal eating break... seriously, I just realized that this is JUST exactly what I want. right now). Now to continue with out spilling milk on the keyboard.. ahem.
Make your own.
No, not another sort of breakfast (though you know, that is good too, but tends to always dirty more dishes... so, you know, kind of evil... but we're not talking about dishes now, are we?) But make your own cold cereal. I've made granola before, and its fun for a bit, but really quite sweet and pretty heavy on the stomach. By itself. BUT of the few cereals that I eat voluntarily at all... they seem to have the 'bunches of oats' or 'oat clusters' in them, which duh, is granola. Then they just add flakes and dried fruit or nuts. Pretty simple. I've been meaning to do it for a while to see how my homemade version worked out. Then I finally did. And it does. So I'm breaking my blog silence by deciding not to be selfish with my self proclaimed profound discovery.
The instructions are actually pretty simple.
-make granola. (easier than it sounds) You do not need to be Crunchy to do so. From my brief stint of habitation in Portland, I learned thus: apparently I'm only a wannabe hippie. I had only deluded myself that I knew anything about true earth love. And footprints of carbon. They are professionals. However, for this you do not need to be.
combine in saucepan and bring to a boil:
1/2 c. water,
1 1/2 c. brown sugar,
4 tsp. vanilla,
1 tsp. almond extract (optional) and
1 tsp. salt.
pour the hot syrupy stuff you just made over this in a big bowl:
8 c. oats,
1-2 c. coconut,
1-2 c. slivered almonds, or other nuts of your choice (cashews are heavenly).
Mix it all thoroughly and spread out onto a large cookie sheet. Bake at 250 for a couple of hours, or 200 or lower all night.
Break up into small chunks and add dried fruit. I prefer cranberries, though raisins are good as well. I haven't tried dried bananas, but they might be tasty (especially the non freeze dried ones) or cherries.. anyway, that is what truly makes it taste good, so don't skimp on the dried fruit. Then mix in a whole box of corn flakes. (you could go all authentic and mix in different kinds of flakes, like bran flakes and some frosted flakes... but I just used corn flakes... I'm lazy like that.
It actually makes quite a bit of cereal. So it lasts a while, and my cereal reserves (that I don't even eat!) don't get depleted quite so fast. We've been going through cereal like its going out of style!
|Liam does his part with the rampant cereal consumption.|